Pandemic Times

There's all kinds of sad and crazy things going on 

- simultaneously-  in the world right now ~ 

and one doesn't know where to even start 

when it comes time to sum up all the 

"...battiness." 

Sure, sure ~ you can still get naked 

BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM 

MURDER HORNETS! 

Fine! THE RACCOON gets the top gig of the year; 

but if you're really looking for support 

the HONEY BADGER is your... honey?

"When the looting starts, the shooting starts!" 

- Drumpf 

*NOOOOOO - no bullets! No shooting! NO!" 

- Batman 

Yeah, like... 

where are all your MARVELS at NOW, 

Marvel Zombies?!? 

You running SCARED - 

ARE YA!? 

"First a bat virus, 

now riots and looting; 

we're turning into 

GOTHAM CITY!" 

- unknown 

AND DON'T FORGET: 

THE RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM 

IS CONSTITUTIONAL... 

(quoting Moses on this one now; Charlton Heston!)

Eggcentric eggcitement - ha

Le restaurant Eggspectation du Vieux-Montréal est éventré après une dispute

Le restaurant Eggspectation du Vieux-Montréal est éventré après une dispute
MONTREAL _ Une dispute entre franchiseur et franchisé qui perdurait depuis trois ans a connu un dénouement spectaculaire dans la nuit de mercredi à jeudi quand le restaurant Eggspectation du Vieux-Montréal a littéralement été éventré de son contenu. De la marchandise valant plusieurs centaines de milliers de dollars s'est ainsi retrouvée sur le trottoir.

Only in a lousy viscerally capitalistic city such as Morontreal do we see such total lack of manners - and respect towards FOOD.
Disrespecting it is equal to spitting on the face of the have-nots, too...


Where were the damn constabulary force's goons when they were actually needed, again, when this took place?
Oh yeah - sniffing donut sugar, I'm sure...

Duh.

Oooooooo...!!!

So close... no matter how far?!? 

(You're not gonna sue over this use 

of your most precious lyrics now, 

you no-good, two-bit HACK 

from Lord Knows what hellhole... 

huh... JAMES??? 

Yeah - I mean YOU; 

METALLICA MAN!!! 

I hate you -and your cronies'- GUTS...!!!
Oh yeah - I hate you SO MUCH; 
you will always be unforgiven to me 
ALWAYS AND IN ALL WAYS! 
YEAH! 
You ungrateful blasted WRETCH! 
WE GIVE YOU ENOUGH DOUGH 
FOR YOUR LOUSY SHOWS 
and blasphemous albums also - 
MORE THAN ENOUGH! 
You just shut your yap 
when we want to share that crap around 
OKAY?!? 

HAR-HAR-HAR... 

Metallica sux anyways! 

But that's another story!)

It's 24 hours removed from 

ALL-HALLOWS' EVE...

And then there's All-Saints Day 

(not el dia dos muertes - ya ninny! 

Go back to Puerto Rico - stronzo!) 

AND THEN... it's the 

dreaded Day of the Dead. 

Uh... That's another story too! 

So let us take this opportunity tonight 

to take it easy... relax... and 

BURN SOME CD's 

AGAINST THE ARTISTS' 

WISHES! 

BWAH-HA-HA!!! 

No, no - just kidding here... I swear! 

Not doin' nothing here...!!!

I ssswear...!!!

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#fuckSOPA

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