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Monday, June 01, 2020

Pandemic Times

There's all kinds of sad and crazy things going on 
- simultaneously-  in the world right now ~ 
and one doesn't know where to even start 
when it comes time to sum up all the 
"...battiness." 



Sure, sure ~ you can still get naked 
BUT WATCH OUT FOR THEM 
MURDER HORNETS! 







Fine! THE RACCOON gets the top gig of the year; 
but if you're really looking for support 
the HONEY BADGER is your... honey?










"When the looting starts, the shooting starts!" 
- Drumpf 


*NOOOOOO - no bullets! No shooting! NO!" 
- Batman 


Yeah, like... 
where are all your MARVELS at NOW, 
Marvel Zombies?!? 
You running SCARED - 
ARE YA!? 



"First a bat virus, 
now riots and looting; 
we're turning into 
GOTHAM CITY!" 
- unknown 



AND DON'T FORGET: 
THE RIGHT TO OWN A FIREARM 
IS CONSTITUTIONAL... 
(quoting Moses on this one now; Charlton Heston!)




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Saturday, November 16, 2019

Miscellaneous Oddness









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Tuesday, January 09, 2018

What A Ludicrous Year It Was!


The Lunacy Blog did a ''Year In Review - Mew-Mew-Mew'' thing 
(don't ask!) and the Lunacy is part of the family, y'know... 
Our sister site... brother blog... whatever! 
So... we must do something, too! 
Here goes: 





... yeah; so great, you wound up BANNED 
from social media - great going, Logan! 


2017 went pretty badly for this Logan, too...



BUT NOW BACK TO THE YEAR IN REVIEW:
















no question about it: 
the key word for 2017 was... 
LUDICROUS! 


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Sunday, October 30, 2005

Oooooooo...!!!

So close... no matter how far?!? 

(You're not gonna sue over this use 
of your most precious lyrics now, 
you no-good, two-bit HACK 
from Lord Knows what hellhole... 
huh... JAMES??? 
Yeah - I mean YOU; 
METALLICA MAN!!! 
I hate you -and your cronies'- GUTS...!!!
Oh yeah - I hate you SO MUCH; 
you will always be unforgiven to me 
ALWAYS AND IN ALL WAYS! 
YEAH! 
You ungrateful blasted WRETCH! 
WE GIVE YOU ENOUGH DOUGH 
FOR YOUR LOUSY SHOWS 
and blasphemous albums also - 
MORE THAN ENOUGH! 
You just shut your yap 
when we want to share that crap around 
OKAY?!? 
HAR-HAR-HAR... 
Metallica sux anyways! 
But that's another story!)

It's 24 hours removed from 
ALL-HALLOWS' EVE...
And then there's All-Saints Day 
(not el dia dos muertes - ya ninny! 
Go back to Puerto Rico - stronzo!) 
AND THEN... it's the 
dreaded Day of the Dead. 


Uh... That's another story too! 


So let us take this opportunity tonight 
to take it easy... relax... and 
BURN SOME CD's 
AGAINST THE ARTISTS' 
WISHES! 
BWAH-HA-HA!!! 

No, no - just kidding here... I swear! 
Not doin' nothing here...!!!
I ssswear...!!!






















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