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Monday, June 11, 2018

W.O.D. VS C.D.

... which is more popular?!? No, that's not it... 
 ''W.O.D.'' as in World Oceans Day (June the 8th!) 
and ''C.D.'' as in Cousteau Day (June the 11th!)
(and they follow very closely other such days: 
World Environment Day (June 5th!) 
International Biodiversity Day (May 22nd!) 
etcetera!)

All the AQUAMEN of make-believe remain absolutely mum on such days -verily, only Cousteau's grand-daughter, the apex aquaficionada Alexandra, said anything at all, as one would be certain that she would- aaaaand, well... that is just sad. 

Considering the abysmal state of our oceans nowadays, the constant hazards faced by its seafaring denizens, the threats to entire ecosystems, the deterioration of the all-important coral barrier reefs, the depletion of the fish stock and sea mammal population, the sadistic usage of the seas as a dumping ground by countless toxic industries AND several parts of the oceans having become a death trap with the dubious consistence of a soup of plastics WHICH WAS PROVEN TO BE THE CAUSE OF DEATH OF A WHALE, RECENTLY... well, it sucks that all of those sea heroes and ocean defenders are simply not in the mood to talk about it - ever - and not even on WORLD OCEANS DAY...!!! 

THE BLOOD OF COUNTLESS SEA CREATURES 
IS ON YOUR HANDS --- ALL OF YOU!!! 

THIS CANNOT CONTINUE --- 
IT SIMPLY CANNOT CONTINUE LIKE THIS 

Banning plastics is a start... a very necessary one. 

The question is... is it too late, already? 


The industrial age brought about the revolution of plastics - they replaced virtually everything that used to be made with other materials. They were good, cheap, reliable. But then their volatile (e.g. disposable) nature and easy-to-throwaway ''quality'' soon turned into a nightmare as these plastics started to show up ---resurface--- virtually everywhere in nature. Everywhere they shouldn't be present, most particularly in the oceans; and in cataclysmic quantities, at that. This has got to stop. But doubt lingers on many minds that such an AQUAPOCALYPTIC trend can be reversed now, this late into its very visible effects... 


Aye, it may be far too late already 
for all of the world's oceans 
and the Seven Seas... 
But that doesn't prevent our man 
-King of the Oceans, eh; K.O. is O.K. eh- 
to take out ALL of the anguish 
on that lousy representative 
of the industry of PLASTICS! 


He's a big-time freakish JERK... 



And a pervert, on top of that...!!! 


WITH NO RESPECT FOR SEA LIFE 


Aye, I tell you, verily... 

PLASTIC 
MUST DIE! 
ALWAYS SAY NO TO PLASTIC! 

No more single-use bottles - no more! 
(well - that's a start...) 
I mean... what about the 1L and 2L bottles? 

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