Oooooooo...!!!

So close... no matter how far?!? 

(You're not gonna sue over this use 

of your most precious lyrics now, 

you no-good, two-bit HACK 

from Lord Knows what hellhole... 

huh... JAMES??? 

Yeah - I mean YOU; 

METALLICA MAN!!! 

I hate you -and your cronies'- GUTS...!!!
Oh yeah - I hate you SO MUCH; 
you will always be unforgiven to me 
ALWAYS AND IN ALL WAYS! 
YEAH! 
You ungrateful blasted WRETCH! 
WE GIVE YOU ENOUGH DOUGH 
FOR YOUR LOUSY SHOWS 
and blasphemous albums also - 
MORE THAN ENOUGH! 
You just shut your yap 
when we want to share that crap around 
OKAY?!? 

HAR-HAR-HAR... 

Metallica sux anyways! 

But that's another story!)

It's 24 hours removed from 

ALL-HALLOWS' EVE...

And then there's All-Saints Day 

(not el dia dos muertes - ya ninny! 

Go back to Puerto Rico - stronzo!) 

AND THEN... it's the 

dreaded Day of the Dead. 

Uh... That's another story too! 

So let us take this opportunity tonight 

to take it easy... relax... and 

BURN SOME CD's 

AGAINST THE ARTISTS' 

WISHES! 

BWAH-HA-HA!!! 

No, no - just kidding here... I swear! 

Not doin' nothing here...!!!

I ssswear...!!!

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#fuckSOPA

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