The Polar World Order Has Arrived!

It has 

and it is thanks to the 

Hauser Bears (!) 

that we have kindly been notified of this! 

Polar Bears have been losing their 

natural habitat 

at an alarming rate -

and, like most other creatures 

affected by Global Warming, 

they have been found to be migrating 

wherever they can ;

it's all part of the good ol' 

survival instinct 

that they were given...! 

It's one thing when it's merely 

butterflies migrating 

to your neighborhood... 

When it's bears 

polar, brown, black or blue, 

Hauser or not, 

it's an entirely different story! 

And since it is we, humans, 

that caused the dwindling down 

of their natural habitat, 

it only stands to reason that they'd want 

adequate and sufficient 

compensation 

for all the distress that we've caused them...

Taking over an oil refinery 

just makes complete sense:

the bears are not dumbasses - 

they know what makes the human world 

turn around... 

and around... 

and spin all out of control! 

And Shell is primed for takeover: 

I never liked their horned logo 

anyways...! 

Hauser Bears

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The Polar World Order

has taken over SHELL!

In the unintelligible words of good ol' J.R. -  

What's gonna happen NEXT?

;-P