Snow - Shovel it! Swallow it! Google it!

Snow...
It's snowing again.
That should have been the song Supertramp made famous - for snow is twice as annoying as rain is, when you factor in the usual cold temperatures and added wind chill proponent that come with it!

And so, it is snowing again.
And we naturally sought to convey the disappointment we all felt at the news - at the sight of it, from our windows, XP or otherwise - in words and images, here and elsewhere on the blogosphere/wild wild world wide web...

When we ran a quick Google search for images of SNOW - we didn't know what we were getting into though...

Sure, at first, we got the expected results, such as this right here:



But soon enough we were faced with odd imagery that stormed onto our flatscreens with the rapidness and fierceness of a sudden -even though forecast- hellish snowstorm in the dead of winter...!

Brittany Snow (middle), Snow White (and not just the Disney version, let me tell you!) and even a Snow Fairy (called Snowfae - what else - below) popped up immediately from the lot of odd associations with the white stuff. Oddest of all was Stacie Snow, all tied up and gagged up, evoking that Spaniard chick that time forgot, from the neo-bizarro-classico piece of rotten celluloid Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down... What? Never seen it, never heard of it? Well... Good for you!

Go ahead - click on any of the odd-association images below: that should lead you directly to the sites they all originated from (if we got those URLs correctly, that is) and save us from overemphasizing here that all of these images -no matter how odd they may appear to be- are the proud, distinct and exclusive properties of their respective owners and that no copyright infringement whatsoever is meant here - blah blah blah.

If anything at all, this is just added publicity for you Snowes out there - enjoy the spotlight courtesy of the TLB Prime Network:





The chances of this fairy, this B.S. clone and this bondage girl of ever having been spotlighted, featured, glanced on any of the outlets which are a part of the TLB Prime Network were infinitesimal at best indeed - the likes of, oh, I don't know, a snowball's chances in Gehenna?

Then again, Gehenna should be one cold as hell place - not a hot one, at all.
Think about it: Heaven gets you closer to the sun - and the Son, of God, who Is The Light of the world and the Greatest Power in the universe!
Now THAT is HOT.
Gehenna, Hades, Hell - it's all damp, dark and dreary bleakness to me - to us all here on the TLB Prime Network! So it is not "hot" at all - not one iota! If anything at all, it will be colder than the coldest, most unkempt basement you can think of; for it will not be found in the core of the planet Earth either...!  (And yet; no snow to be found there, I can tell you this much!)

Alright dammit - enough with the white stuff! 

The Lake of Fire will be other-dimensional, my friends!
Not merely "a state of mind" either - but it will most certainly not be found as easily as Hercules found it in that old Steve Reeves movie that had ol' Herc finding a shortcut to Hades through the trunk of an old tree! No, no, no - that hogwash won't stand the test of time -- nor the Day of Reckoning and Revelations!

But all that is another story - definitely not for this blog here!
Go find it elsewhere on the web - or elsewhere on the TLB Prime Network, sure; we have blogs specifically dedicated to these serious topics!

Here, however, we focus on the ludicrous things in life and on the web - and such disparate findings via the acclaimed Google search engine whenever you want to find the simplest thing there could be (a snow flake - just one!) has got to be meritorious of mention here, on the ludicrous blog!

Thank you for your time, Google people - and the rest of the L.O.V.s!