Ho Ho Ho - Sooooooooo Ludicrous, Yo!

Picture taken by Luminous Me at a local hardware store -
gee, look at the creepy thing! Would you really want THAT
right by your door or on your porch or occupying all of your balcony
DURING THE ENTIRE HOLIDAY SEASON?
Sheesh!

It sure is not only ludicrous and ridiculous
but it is downright silly
to perpetuate the MYTH
of a bearded "burglar in reverse"
all clad in red
whose assistants
are midgets and deer!
IS THE TRUE REASON
FOR THE SEASON
THAT BORING TO YOU
THAT YOU HAVE TO
SEEK "REFUGE"
IN THE SILLIEST FORM
OF MAKE-BELIEVE
THIS SIDE OF
"NEVER NEVER LAND"
FOLKS?!?