Robber's Remorse: It's Not A Myth!?
Somebody in Wisconsin appears to be genuinely afflicted, anyhow!
Long thought to be but the silliest of myths, "robber's remorse" apparently can occur - in rare cases only though!
If you've just robbed someone blind and you THINK that you may be feeling this extremely rare series of symptoms (genuine regret followed by an honest compulsion to return whatever the loot may be comprised of - and a sincere hope to "make it all better" for your victim!) then you probably have committed the following mistakes:
- You overindulged in your robbery spree!
- You left too many clues behind; making it imperative to have thy victim "on your side" soon - when the cops come a'knockin!
- Or... You simply chose the wrong person to rob!
Next time, make sure you steal from a complete jerk who DESERVES it - and there should be no robber's remorse!
There almost never is anyway - but that's because most thieves are heartless!
That's another story - for another blog!
;)
posted by Luminous (\ô/) Luciano™ @ 10:21 AM
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SOURCE MATERIAL:
Wis. man has items stolen, returned
Tue Jan 22, 2:49 AM ET
WAUKESHA, Wis. - Perhaps it was a case of robber's remorse.
Frederick Meyer reported a laptop, a Palm pilot, a GPS unit and a digital camera stolen from his home — only to have most the items left in front of his house a few days later, according to a subpoena filed in court Monday.
Meyer reported the items stolen Nov. 3. Three days later, Meyer said he received a call from a blocked number in which the caller said he had the items.
The caller also said he had Meyer's Glock pistol. Meyer didn't realize the gun was also stolen but checked and found it was missing, the subpoena said.
The caller told Meyer his items would be returned within a day.
Less than two hours later, the doorbell rang. In his driveway he found most of the items, except for the GPS unit, according to the subpoena.
Meyer then received a call from the same caller who said his items were on the front porch.
The Waukesha County sheriff's department is seeking telephone records from AT&T that could lead them to the caller, the subpoena says.
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Hmm...
And who will return our LOST TIME... huh?
Some robbers have NO REMORSE - AT ALL!
:(
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