Summer of the Ominous Ubermensch - yeah, that is coded too, Mr. Brown! Try figuring out that one!

And, by the way, let it known here and now that "Mr. Brown" was always my least favorite Reservoir Dog...!

Now, onwards to 20th Century Fox bashing... Since they're out of sync with the times anyway - right? That is always good enough reason for clueless, bubble-headed, numb-skulled hip young hoes to show their most disagreeable side... Hmm? And my other beast of burden today, Warner Bros., is equally out on a loop in time and never to get out of it because time is so very short now... But that is another story!

Ludicrous movies and wastes of celluloid are a dime-a-dozen in Tinseltown (just look at how many Clerks movies they've done already - and every single Owen Wilson vehicle there ever was! Same goes -double- for Adam Sandler...) - BUT THIS SUMMER IS TAKING ITS TOLL NOW!

Fox thought itself to be wily (as far as corporate entities go) by remaking THE OMEN this year and releasing the rehash (complete with Lee Remick wanna-bee Julia Stiles and Rosemary herself as the Nanny From Hell) on the fatuous date of 06/06/06! It seems to have worn off real quick, has it not? Just like the execrable Da Vinci Code, released into theaters with great fanfare, and now... where is it now?!? This mystery is not half as hard to decipher as the coded reasons -coded into human DNA they are- as to the why and how that people fall for such CRAP... But I digress again!

Alas, when some crap disappears from the box-office top sucker-catchers, another few come in to replace them for the duration of the 'hot season'... "Superman Returns" for instance. (And its companion film - that EX-Super Girlfriend" thing...!) What is this crap? Nitwits such as Thurisa Quinn (Thurisaaaahhh - Duhhh!) do not see the "messiahfication" of that pathetic third-rate Samson with a cape RIP-OFF created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster... But most everyone else does, if only subconsciously! Morons such as Bob Costas are ready and willing to even deify a ghastly-looking goofball who dresses like a vampire bat... And he will, likewise, bow before the four-color, imaginary magnificence of a "son of krypton"! What - am I the only one to see that the mere expression "son of krypton" should be interpreted as an INSULT? It's like saying "you - you're a son of methane!" or "why, you, son of radon!" - SEE WHAT I MEAN??? Your biased idiocy makes me sick, Bobs, Boobies and Boogers of the world!

"Superman Returns" was not awaited by anyone - it sure as heck was not by MOI! What is expected is something REAL. Someone's whose return will TRULY MEAN SOMETHING - and that, sure as hell will burn most of you to a crisp over and over again, is NOT "Sooper-dooper-Mannnn"! I will give you a hint: He bears a composite name! Oh - you guessed it! Even brainless dweebs can summon forth something from the deepest reaches of their craniums - when they try! AYE - IT IS JESUS-CHRIST! Who will herald the movie "Jesus-Christ Returns" when it hits the screens, eh? (And, hopefully, shortly after the movie's release, we will get the real thing too!)
I will be awaiting my chance to see this one! Especially since an acquaintance of mine will be doing it - Johanne Cardin. Prepare to be truly astounded when THAT film comes out! Nothing like it was ever done; not the cheap "Left Behind" films or the pathetic productions those evangelist siblings named Peter and Paul (!) tried to release and "put out there"... It will not be a film about some lookalike with little except a superficial resemblance to Christ (Qui-Gon) taking a fall before an adversary bearing more than a coincidental resemblance to the devil (Darth Maul) and bearing a name (Jinn) that would have been worn better by said adversary! Damn you, George Lucas, for doing that thinly-veiled parody of the final battle! It completely blew by the imbeciles such as Thuuuuh-risaaaaah - but that was expected!

Ironically, an assortment of witches damned the director of OMEN III: THE FINAL CONFLICT for their "controversial ending" to that one... Let's see now; the evil is destroyed at long last and Good prevails. No wonder witches didn't like that one! They loved Lucas' 1999 Star Wars installment, I'm sure though... And witches will still claim that they do not worship the devil nor do they root for "evil"... Their definition of "evil" seems to be "to simply be misunderstood" - well, then, prepared to be misunderstood all the way to the PIT - b-witches! What the hell (...) did they want the OMEN to finish up with? The antichrist triumphant? They actually picketed outside of 20th Century Fox back then, to protest the ending! They mostly did not appreciate the bits of scripture that appeared on the screen - nor did they expect a cameo by Christ Himself! Me, I would have protested too - but because Jesus-Christ should have had a much better role in the end of that film! All throughout the film, the antichrist taunts He Who Is his true rival - and anti knows it! Only Christ - the Nazarene as he calls Him - truly Can defeat him! And yet - the movie shows not that in the end at all! He dies from wounds he suffered at the hands of a bimbo woman who actually fell for his seductive tricks earlier in the flick (otherwise luminous actress Lisa Harrow - a New Zealand ntive just like the actor who played the antichrist, aka Damien Thorn, Sam Neill, way before his dinosaur-battling days in a certain park... Ironic to know that it was James Mason who PAID for Neill's airfare so that he could audition for this role - the same Mason who was one of two Jews who "took Jesus' side and defense" at the Sanhedrin, in the classic Zeffireli film JESUS OF NAZARETH - one of miss Cardin's favorites too! And mine! Here's hoping she gets some of that feeling from said classic in her film too...!)

Suffice it to say, JESUS-CHRIST should have had a much larger role in OMEN III - for it is said that only GOD Will snuff out the life of the antichrist, by suffocating him, up in the air! Thurisahhhhhhh will be justified in going then "oh - look, in the air! It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's..." But I digress!

Verily, for now, still to this day, those mere few minutes of screen time at the end of OMEN III are the ONLY FILMED VERSION OF THE MUCH-AWAITED RETURN OF CHRIST! The only true Saviour for this piece of junk planet is Christ - not the "man of steel, rust and papier maché"!!! TRUST ME ON THAT ONE! And it is time it sinks in now - the muslims know He's coming back. The Jews want their Messiah too... Only Westerners, who are nevertheless labeled as "Christians" by the Islamic world, seem to doubt that He's Coming Back!!! UNBELIEVABLE!

We all just wait and see - and, once He's Returned (CHRIST - NOT SOME WYLIEAN GLADIATOR IN A CAPE!) we will all see what He Is About to do... Ok?
Goodie! :)